The Prayer-O-Matic was placed on the earth by God thousands of years ago so that we could communicate directly with him without the usual, fumbling "shot-in-the-dark" methods of prayer. The machine soon became controlled by a few elitists and after their time had passed, no one was left who knew how to operate the holy machine, and people were left without a technologically adequate prayer delivery system.

Once God realized that this had happened (it took a while since one of our "years" is really a minuscule amount of time on the scale of a being of God's mentality) he dropped by again to give us the machine a second time. This time he wanted to make sure the machine did not rust from lack of use, so I was given the distinct honor of seeing that the machine was available to the population.

I immediately converted my home into a building for people to come and learn to use the machine, but as word started to spread, the place started getting packed.

When God started getting questions from the Prayer-O-Matic like, "Why doesn't this place have more rest rooms?" He commanded that only I could directly use the machine, but that I was to accept questions from the population at large.

Of course, by this time, the internet had become popular, so I decided that it made good sense to collect these questions with a webpage. You are at that webpage now, so take a look around. Read some prayers or send your own prayer from our "stuff" section. If we don't, God may get extremely angry and start saying things like, "Maybe there wont even BE a Noah next time!"

There you are—that's where the Prayer-O-Matic came from. Aren't you glad you asked?

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